Robby’s Riddles

Robby’s Riddles for May 19th

Before Ardene rote her book about the magic Lamp her emotions were all bottled up, the problem with books about lamps is most think they could be shady… With this in mind who was the shadiest Prophet in the Bible???

When Sandra won the lottery she knew it was mint to be.. Sandra’s little boy swallowed some of the coins and was taken to a hospital. When she telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.  When Jesus coined this phrase in the Bible this group got the picture, who were they?

Robby’s Riddles for May 12th

Rodger’s testimony will show he was a physicist for a half life, then his career blossomed when he began work on the quantum properties of geranium. He and his wife’s first date they went and enjoyed fission chips..His experiments with light I’m sure you will find very illuminating. In fact the proton could blush? It is positively attracted to the electron.  These refined ladies in the Bible passed the light experiment exam…  Who were they??  The Bridesmaids with the lamps Matthew 25

When the Hawley House talks of their sleeping facilities you might think that’s a lot of bunk..  Some would thing a Hawley House would be all halls and no rooms, but you would still have a mess.,. You can tell that truckers don’t live there by they’re lack of long Haulways..

In what Hall did Solomon Build his throne?  The Hall of Justice 1Kings 7:7

Robby’s Riddles for April 28th

God’s first institution marriage happened in the Garden where legend has it that Adam said, “If we canteloup lettuce marry!” She had to think twice about marrying Adam in the Garden because he was too rough around the hedges.  This marriage in the Bible you could say was to no a-veil???  Lots of wonderful Answers, but mine was the Veil in the Temple being torn in two for our marriage with Jesus

We know for sure that Captain Jim Kinney wasn’t in the Submarine core because Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. Which Hebrew King in the Bible was known for his Navy?? Solomon …1Kings 9:26

Robby’s Riddle for April 21st

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured inEngland.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop inNew York .

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered toMexico.

But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and
the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -

Sinko De Mayo.

WHAT? You really expected something educational from me?  by Jim De Arras  Which hero in the Bible experienced the true life Sinko De Lifo….  Jonah, Haman, Peter and many others

When Robby runs for Judge you know he doesn’t want to be known as Aquitter..  Hopefully he won’t love the sound of his own voice to much… that would mean long sentences…A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover..  After Joshua You could say that God through the Book at this group…Yes can you name any of them???  Deborah, Gideon, Sampson, Jeptha and a few more

Robby’s Riddles for April 14th

Given Wisdom….Those who sell scales in shady deals don’t want to give anything a weigh.. She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached. The dead batteries were given out free of charge… When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 21. While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz. Foolish potters make wisecracks.  Which care giver in the Bible perked up their ears when the field’s edges had  a-maize-ing grain?  Ruth: Chapter 2, or Joseph’s Dream in Genesis 41 perhaps

Golf with a purpose.. When I went to play last year Dan yelled…Medical Alert: Robby’s Golf has been linked to risk of strokes due to iron deficiencies. Then I guessed that my ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate. Dan tells me Golf is a lot like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole. When I go to play on Friday the 27^th  I’ll make sure I’m wearing my  golfer’s socks? The pair with a hole in one.  There wasn’t golf back in Bible day’s but can you name some Hole in Ones….  Genesis 31, Joseph in the pit and Jeremiah thrown in the cistern Jer 38:11

 

Robby’s Riddles for April 7th

I actually met the Easter Bunny the Other day apparently he was in need of a new tail, because he was in a retail store…did you know that when you pour hot water in the Easter Bunnies hole you get A Hot Cross bunny.  Meanwhile Getting letters to Santa is hard you have to get them to the North Pole, but the Easter Bunny is easy, you just send it Hare Mail.  Interestingly Bunnies according to Jewish law were considered unclean,  so Hasenpfeffer ain’t Kosher, (I’m Just Sayin)… Why were Rabbits unclean??   Lev 11:6  The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.

Speaking of Light…Miners with illuminated helmets say it makes them feel lightheaded. Outdoor lights were put up at a golf course – for people who liked swinging nightclubs. Laser surgery on knees is done with knee-on lights which generally leaves the patients genuinely glowing… God’s soap Opera might have been, “The dividing light”, where do you find God dividing light in the Bible??  Gen 1:4 And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

 

Robby’s Riddle for March 31, 2012

Toby Bost says his work as a gardener is no Bed of Roses, Choosing to use either bark or rocks in the garden can be a tu-mulch-uous decision. The one up-man-ship in gardening is done by preseeding the other guy.  Yet Gardeners always know the ground rules. Beginning gardeners work by trowel and error. Good gardeners take care of their plants – weed ‘em and reap. Much of the work of the Bible was done in the Garden. Where in the Bible was the Garden inclosed…..  answer: Song of Songs 4:12

Robby’s Riddles for March 24th, 2012

The earliest mention of cars in the Bible is when Adam and Eve were driven out of the Garden of Eden, then in 1Samuel, David’s Triumph was heard all over the land. We know cars were in the new testament because Jesus was a car-painter and in the Book of acts they were all in One accord… What the one type of car that God can’t steer… ***A Parked Car***

Speaking of Nations; a new type of broom came out: It’s sweeping the nation… a country that makes too many explosives is an a-bomb-i-nation. The sum total of our national debt  is “some total” . Which prophet was reluctant to renewanation??***Jonah and Moses at least****

Robby’s Riddles for March 17th

Shepherds are sheepish people… they don’t talk much because they are past-oral … Never be mislead by their staff meeting about them being a crook.. That might cause them to retire and be ewes less.  Who in the Bible was the lost Shepherd?  Fleecing the flock , while being herd saying I’m not a Crook perhaps…   Eziekiel 34: 34 And the word of the Lord came to me, saying, ² “Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy and say to them, ‘Thus says the Lord God to the shepherds: “Woe to the shepherds of Israel who feed themselves! Should not the shepherds feed the flocks?

Although the leaders of Designed to Dazzle could be called the ring leaders, don’t call them a snake because you want your diamond back or because of their beady eyes… I wouldn’t pin your hopes on broaching that argument.. Which Prophet in the Bible was certainly not a Ring Leader when he prophesied against the Jewelry wearers….  Isaiah 3: 16-23  

¹⁶ Moreover the Lord says:

“Because the daughters of Zion are haughty,
And walk with outstretched necks
And wanton eyes,
Walking and mincing as they go,
Making a jingling with their feet,
¹⁷ Therefore the Lord will strike with a scab
The crown of the head of the daughters of Zion,
And the Lord will uncover their secret parts.”

¹⁸ In that day the Lord will take away the finery:
The jingling anklets, the scarves, and the crescents;
¹⁹ The pendants, the bracelets, and the veils;
²⁰ The headdresses, the leg ornaments, and the headbands;
The perfume boxes, the charms,
²¹ and the rings;
The nose jewels,
²² the festal apparel, and the mantles;
The outer garments, the purses,
²³ and the mirrors;
The fine linen, the turbans, and the robes.

 

Riddles for March 10th 2012

Speaking of sports… Surfing is a swell sport! When there’s a sale on tennis balls it’s first come first serve. A basketball player and a jockey just robbed the bank. Police are looking high and low. Basketball players are always bouncing ideas off each other.. He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually ..In the Biblical Olympics who would be the Champion weight Lifter??…Jesus, Sampson… Elijha

The fertilizer business is a growing industry. The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming. The flower business is blossoming quite nicely, And expenses were low because they just paid the flowely rate. His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn’t cut it. Flying these days is a frisky business. A music store owner has to have sound business practices.  Who in the Bible went out on a Limb for his business??… Zacchaeus

Riddles for March 3rd 2012

Shoes for Orphaned Souls… They were afraid the missionaries inAfricamight say to the orphans? “No shoes, no shirt, no service” Personally I didn’t want to donate leather shoes, but eventually I was suede… They used to get many Dutch shoes until the Dutch shoe machine, got clogged up.  Thought you tied your shoes right, eh? Frayed knot. Who in the Bible was a Big Shoe Off?  The Book of Ruth, Boaz’s cousin took of his show to seal the Ruth deal….

Speaking of addictions, Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. The soccer addict wanted to kick the habit… As a car guy I’ve seen, people addicted to brake fluid say they can stop anytime… Who in The Bible wined about getting out of the Boat??  I Noah a Guy who got drunk after he got off the Arc…

To many girls the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave. Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.  This one of the 12 tribes ofIsraelwas looking for a Man-date after theBattleat Gibeah… Judges 20 all most of the men of Bejamin were killed so the women of Bejamin needed a Man-date

The First condtion for being a dog for Kate is no cross-breeds … those are angry dogs.. Naturally The medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose. Even the best bird dog is only good to a point..  A cross between a puppy and a bunny is a rabid dog.   A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal    Who in the bile went to the dogs .. Literally?  1Kings 21:18-19 Ahab

 

Save….Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. When in the Sudan… you must put on plenty of Suntan lotion to save Face….  One of the Largest of These is found in the Sudan but can’t be seen, But all is well… underground lake

Riddles for Febuary 17th, 2012

Speaking of Singing.. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.  If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch. Some soloists are so bad they should sing tenor twelve miles away.  To stay uniform the Choir wore coral necklaces…. What singer in the Bible would you say was very Profitable? … (Isaiah… his Song in chapter 5)

 

Food?? The crowd at the Cannibal’s party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods…What happens when health food testers go on strike? Fast Resolution… I’m tellin ya…Some health food is not all it’s cracked up to be. I’ll put in a nutshell for you. I know Anthony would have a stern talking to with Chinese sailors.. for eating all that junk food…Soon after Sam and Ella got married they experienced food poisoning.. Which Bible Characters Got Migraine headaches from the additives in their bag of Grain…..  (Joseph’s Brothers in Genesis 44)

 

Riddle for Febuary 11th 2012

I’m inclined to be laid back. But at Optimal Health Chiropractic don’t ever back out of an appointment. Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers. Dr Adam told me,. You should massage a cow’s back before putting it out to posture. When Irish boys carry their little brothers, they get a Pat on the back and  it always leads to mis-alighnment. A backwards poet writes inverse,. certainly they need an alignment. Old photographers never die, they just have flash backs. ‘Pun’ spelled backwards is nup. And a nup is a nup is a nup. So who in the Bible definitely got a sublexation from looking back.  Answer Lot’s WIfe and also Judas

Riddles for February 4th 2012

Speaking of Homes..Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted. Lawyers refer to their homes as legal pads.. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details sketchy. ..What Home or Shelter in the Bible would you like to See….. 

Did I hear Bridges..The dictionary that fell into the river? It was un-a-bridged. I don’t recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues. Sailors prefers to forget the days  spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as ‘so much bridge under the water’. As he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner. Those who jump off a bridge in Parisare in Seine.. Interestingly, no Bridges are mentioned in the Bible..  But tell us your favorite  Water Crossing..

Riddles for Jan 28, 2012  ANswers after the show

Guest Riddle… What was the last thing Jesus said before eating the Last Supper… Great answer from caller   AMEN…. Funny answer: You guys better hurry up if you want in this picture.

Speaking of Mexican food…. The food taster at La Caretta inRaleighquit his job because he had too much on his plate.. We are using the sounds of chip munchers today sound bytes. The raisins they were using in their Picadillo wined that they couldn’t achieve grapeness…Who said you don’t put new wine in old wineskins ANswer… Jesus …Matt 9:17

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper. Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended. It wasn’t school John disliked it was just the principal of it. In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils! Jesus said go make diciples of all nations… what does that mean??  Matt 28:19

Do you know why Noah’s ark was built out of wood? They didn’t have arc welders back then….when it comes to meeting your building supply needs PSC Nails it…You never want to loose your grip in a wood chopping contest you’ll be defeated…In which Battle was Joshua Defeated….  Joshua Chapter 7 ….Ai

Riddles for Jan 21, 2012

Speaking of winter blues…. The Boxer with the winter blues was out cold.. The new Computer Goose Coats are being down loaded.. But spring will bring releaf to the trees and summer my dog will go with his coat and pants…h a ah a ah a aha  … What Bible Character couldn’t fathom why they kept sailing forCretein the Winter …Acts 27:12

 

Speaking of Truth : At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth. 4. Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth. Your next shot always depends on the lie. The start of a polygraph test is the moment of truth. Why did Jesus say he came into this world???…John 18:37

Speaking of that Fellow: That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He was a burned again Christian. The cannibal’s cookbook titled ‘How to Better Serve your Fellow Man’ was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.  What group in the bible.. Continued steadfastly in doctrine and fellowship, and in breaking of bread, and in prayers…. Acts 2:42